No doubt.. another one of those pics plastered up on Facebook and whatever social media asking people to make a choice and see what kind of comments will follow. No, I did not comment but instead teleported the pic onto this article today and decide to write a long ass piece again. Why? I'm bored as usual, that's why.
No contest. If I were to pick one right off- it has to be money. Simply because Door 1 is too abstract. You can spend an entire lifetime pondering what exactly it is and at the end of the day you realize it really has a lot to do with those tiny molecules in small amount called hormones causing all kind of reactions within the body. Ask yourself what exactly is LOVE. Opening your eyes after a minute of intense self reflection-- most people will still be flabbergasted without a bloody clue and look like...
It is probably much easier to think love in terms of adrenaline, dopamine and serotonin. Certainly oxytocin. In fact if you end up with a cranky nutcase of a girlfriend... you might find relief jabbing here with a couple of oxytocin shots. Hopefully that would get her to be less paranoid and more trusting. And to the ladies.. counter jab your man when he is fast asleep.. this wonderful mysterious thing produced in your body is also fast becoming known as the Monogamy Hormone.
Oh forgot about the jab, your partner might slap you before the desired effects can take place. They deliver it through a nasal spray as per the article...
Door 2- Money. This is the obvious choice to pick and a favorite phrase will pop up for sure.
钱不是万能， 没钱就万万不能
Loosely translated that means "Money is not everything, but cannot have no money"
That pretty much sums up all there is to say about money.
Door 3- Sex. Those who choose that simply has not thought through things. If you have money-- it will get you all the sex. Ok that prbably sounds crude and before anyone let fly a whole other page about money and paid sex.. No that's not what I meant though it does not exclude such possibilities.
If you choose sex because you have non performing sex organs or mental/ physiological issues- then again your best chance of reviving any semblance of a sex life is by having money to solve your medical conditions If money can't solve your sexual problems because it is some kind of serious congenital disease or disability- You are FUCKED! Sorry.
Still having money if you are errr. .sexualy fucked over by nature or someone's 2 ton automobile.. Trust me, having money is still better off than being dead broke ------ while still getting no proper sex.
Door 4- POWER. Now that is something I can never understand. But which is why they have a term - Megalomaniacs. Trust me I have seen quite a few in my lifetimes. Total fucking nut cases that the world at large absofuckinglutely adores. Reckon if one gets so rich, there can be really not much of an incentive to live in life but to start controlling people and large tracts of everything under, on and over the lands right? Ok fine, I don't understand the mentality behind these people. Be it they want to conquer a country or try to save an entire nation from something. Point is, before power kicks in, you need money. Maybe not a ton but still some form of money is needed to jump start your power OCD.
"Hey what about people like M. Gandhi"
Yes, yes there are anomalies I admit but what that dude lacks in tons of money he has 10 times as many tons of money-less people to back him up.
Otherwise please tell me how D. Trumps will sound with his signature "You are fired" if he is penniless tomorrow.
However power and connection does have their benefits.. How many times have we seen politicians and other big names get away with hardly a scratch.. Even if it is some serious offence, it will likely trickle down to just a slap in the wrist punishment and one way or another they are scooted off to somewhere safe and resume a life of avarice and luxury from it all. If you are caught siphoning off kidneys to fix gold taps in your office and your super big shot friend's spouse vouch that you are only receiving peanuts-- rest assured you will be the CEO or big shot of some company when you are released. Albeit you might have to fly off a few hours away. Things are just too hot to house you back at home until after it has cooled down.
Ok so I admit-- in summary, right after money, I would say power and the connections you can get from that comes second to having a truly great life. But if I have to choose between 2 and not 4 doors now.. I'll still choose money.
